The Tale of the Three Brothers.(Fuente: stephhr, vía ticktockwiressshutup)
| *someone puts something on the table* | |
| Me: | That is mahogany! |
| *someone asks for my advice* | |
| Me: | Stay alive |
| *Mum asks who wants food* | |
| Me: | I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE! |
| *mum yelling at me* | |
| Me: | Loosen your corset and have a drink sweetheart |
| *someone swears* | |
| Me: | MANNERS! |
| *siblings are fighting* | |
| Me: | Let the anual hunger games begin! |
| *During a test* | |
| Me: | May the odds be ever in your favour! |
| *when i'm confused* | |
| Me: | REAL OR NOT REAL!? |
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein (via kari-shma)
(vía forsakenwitchery)
The Dark Knight Rises by mateyboy
“You can’t change your past, but you can let go and start your future.” — Quinn Fabray; Glee (Season 3, episode 11 “Michael”)
best. quote. ever. I will miss her, so fucking much.
